Paul McCartney, 65, is now officially divorced from Heather Mills. Where is he? Off on vacation with (most likely) the next ‘ex-Mrs.-Paul-McCartney.’

Her name is Nancy Shevell, 47, a vice president with New England Motor Freight, Inc. Shevell is separated from her husband and the mother of one child.

On the coast of Antigua, they’re reportedly shacked up at Jumby Bay at a 300-acre private island resort.

Previously he was said to be dating Roseanna Arquette, the three times-divorced-sister of David Arquette married to Courtney Cox of “Friends” fame.

We’ll see how long this romance lasts.

What is with this guy? Does he like being shark bait when it comes to women who are out to sink their teeth into a juicy mealticket? Or is it that he just can’t resist getting himself ensnared in another romantic melodrama to keep his name in the press?

Hopefully he won’t say “I do” until he takes enough time to realize he’s far better off saying “I don’t” and just dippin’ in that sugar every now and then.