Aww, what a shame!

Our not-so-favorite hotel heiress has reportedly been banned from attending the Oscars.

Her latest film, The Hottie and the Nottie,  grossed only $9000 at the box office during its opening weekend and earned a 1.1 rating. It also received first place on IMBD’s Bottom 100 list.

Female First is quoted as reporting:

 A source said: “She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives.”

Known as both a die-hard party queen and also the infamous star of her own sex tape, “One Night in Paris”, Paris is said to have spent a fortune on a designer dress for the Oscars.  She’s thought to be considering attending the after-show parties, although she won’t get into the Vanity Fair post-Oscars event which is strictly reserved for A-listers and VIPs.

Imagine, having millions at your disposal any day of the week and yet getting no dignity, no respect, when you look so hot in a designer dress that the little people would literally gnaw their fingers off in envy. It’s enough to make you want to shriek, “God Bless America!”

Or at least go out and celebrate with a latte and a doughnut.