The hotdog she’s holding will not save Pamela Anderson from the harsh reality that without makeup, the magic of hairdressing and a tight hankie of a skirt riding high on her backside, she is just another scruffy-looking mom at a baseball game in Malibu.

According to People magazine, Pam’s now trying to get an annulment from her third husband, Rick Salomon, instead of a standard divorce.

Two months into the marriage, she filed for divorce in December claiming irreconcilable differences. Now, she’s citing fraud as the reason for the annulment.

I pity her kids, I really do. What kind of life are they living, dealing with a mother who jumps from man to man, marries on a whim and then opts for the nearest exit when the going gets a little rough?

They’ll have a new step-daddy in the wings before the ink is dry on that annulment, watch and see.