On-again-off-again Pamela Anderson is reportedly off-again with her three-month-old marriage to Rick Salomon.

She’s also rumored to be pregnant - a rumor Salomon upholds by telling friends she’s acting crazy because of the pregnancy (sure, all women get a little crazy and file for divorce when they find out they’re pregnant).

He’s hoping Pam will settle her well-photographed ass down and get back into the marriage soon.

This is Pam’s third divorce. She was married to rock star Tommy Lee from 1995 to 1998, a little more than three months to rapper and bar-brawler Kid Rock.

This latest adventure in marriage to Paris Hilton’s partner in the infamous sex tape, One Night in Paris, has about as much chance at lasting as her kids have at growing up normal.

And now she’s pregnant again. Where is Dr. Phil when we need him?