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Good news, this couple isn’t headed toward divorce court as previously reported by the tabs and reputable news sources.

Both had filed legal papers in December, calling it quits after 11 years of marriage. I had a feeling they would try for a reconciliation, especially after Sean was seen getting “thisclose” with supermodel Petra Nemcova after the Academy Awards this year.

There’s nothing like wanting your guy back after seeing him in the arms of another woman.

AOL News reports that the tide toward divorce shifted between these two when Sean dedicated a song to his formerly estranged wife on her birthday.

Aww, how sweet!

I’m glad they’re taking a stab at a new start together.

Anytime two people who can find their way to each other, regardless of the reason, is a celebration to me!

Penn and Wright Penn are parents to a 17-year-old daughter, Dylan Frances, and a 14-year-old son, Hopper Jack.

Hopefully, they’ll be able to stay together this time for the long haul. When it comes to Hollywood, only time will tell.

Where does the insanity of celebrities end?

The Globe is reporting that JLo (oops, sorry, we’re not supposed to call her that anymore) bought 10,000 wooden hangers from The Great American Hanger Company in Miami which lightened her checkbook by more than $35,000.

She also reportedly ordered another 1,000 hangers in, of course, blue and pink for her twins Max and Emme. Those hangers are engraved with their names, freebies from the company. (Me thinks they should have charged her the going rate, considering how ridiculous she obviously is when it comes to spending money.)

Someone please tell me what she’s going to do with 833 dozen wooden hangers.

Hang up all of the Skeletor suits belonging to her Skeletor-like hubby, singer Marc Anthony, perhaps? Or possibly position those empty hangers like motionless, silent sentinels in the massive closets of those multi-mansions they own to challenge herself postpartum to give these hangers a reason for being by bearing outrageously-expensive designer fashions?

And as for all those engraved kiddie hangers, will those kids ever honestly own 1000 pieces of any kind of clothing to actually use up all of those hangers?

If her hanger binge-buying spree is true (with The Globe, it’s sometimes hard to tell), I am seriously starting to wonder about Jenny from the Block’s mental capacity.

What in the world is she planning to buy next? Shoe caddies by the mega-dozen? An army of drawer organizers? A multitude of new compartments hidden within compartments in all those closets to keep Skeletor’s victims for all Eternia?

Sheesh!

Sorry…I just couldn’t run a pic of sour-faced Posh with this post when there’s photos like this of her super-yummy hubby posing for Giorgio Armani ads hovering around the internet. (You have to admit, this one is hot!)

Especially considering that he was spotted recently buying all sorts of sexy stuff at the well-known Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood: Massage oil, sex toys, leather-braided cane, padded black collar and restraint (yikes!) and other naughty sundries.

Okay, sigh…he wasn’t alone.

Yes, “she” was with him.

I don’t know what it is but I just cannot fathom what this man sees in her. Yes, she’s his wife and the mother of his children and yes, she does look awesome in those itty-bitty dresses she wears.

But really…what can they possibly have to talk about?

I think her intelligence level was pretty clear when rumors circulated that the Armani photos had been digitally enhanced to make him look like he’s packing more than nature intended.

She was front and center to be quoted:

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

Okay, but the question is…what made you think, Posh, we were dying to know?

I’m not a huge Oprah fan but I do enjoy her show from time to time. When I saw this, it was tough not to break down and cry right with her.

Oprah lost her beloved cocker spaniel, Sophie, after 13 years of what Oprah terms, “Unconditional love.” Sophie died last month from kidney failure.

Oprah dedicated a show featuring the investigations of Lisa Ling, special correspondent, into the horrors of puppy mills to her beloved Sophie.

Pet lovers of the world, prepare yourselves. This clip will get you right where you live: Oprah’s Tears

Together since 2002, rapper Jay-Z, 38, and singer Beyonce Knowles, 26, made their relationship official yesterday in New York by getting married in a small private ceremony.

Later, they celebrated with a party at Jay-Z’s Tribeca loft.

People reports that the lavish get-together brought out for the festivities:

Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles, her father/manager Mathew, her sister Solange, her Destiny’s Child mates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and the couple’s friend Gwyneth Paltrow.

Beyonce and Jay-Z had obtained a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York, last Tuesday.

The question is…Will it last?

I’m going with those who would say, “Yes, it will.” In my opinion, these two have a lot going for them - if only because they’ve been together for so long without any serious ‘drama’ involved.

Some say he isn’t attractive enough looks-wise for her, but what are looks when it comes to what’s in the heart? Beauty, after all, only runs skin deep. Real love lasts forever.
I hope these two will stay together for the long haul. I wish them nothing but the best!

Renèe has been quoted by Usmagazine.com as saying, “Motherhood has never been an ambition.”

I think we already pretty much surmised her uterus would most likely eject a fertilized egg as if it were an Olympic ping pong ball only because there isn’t a single thing about this actress, now pushing 40, that remotely hints at maternal instinct.

When have you ever seen her do anything that seems motherly? Never. When has she been attached to any man in a meaningful relationship that lasted and had serious potential for the future? Ditto, never.

My guess is that her short-lived marriage in May of 2005 to singer Kenny Chesney really screwed her up. The marriage didn’t last the year and was quickly annulled. Since, she has refused to talk about him.

Currently, Renèe’s busy giving interviews to try to promote her new movie Leatherheads with co-star George Clooney. There’s been some ‘he said, she said’ to suggest a possible romance between the two. (They were reportedly linked romantically many years ago.)

Myself, I’m just not buying it. George can obviously do better for himself in the way of romantic playmates.

As for Renèe, she comes across as an actress far too self absorbed to ever consider fitting motherhood into her personal agenda.

So says the National Enquirer.

Harrison and Calista have spent six years together and are reportedly planning to get married.

Her seven-year-old son, Liam, whom she adopted in 2001, is said to be the catalyst for the upcoming nuptials.

According to the Enquirer, Harrison, 65, who has four grown children of his own from two previous marriages, wants very much to adopt Liam and give him his name.

Calista, 43, who has never been married is said to be insisting on getting married before the adoption can take place.

You can’t blame her for wanting marriage after all this time. The two of them seem to fit like a glove and making it official by getting married will genuinely bond them as a family.

Vows are expected to be exchanged in a private ceremony in California after Harrison completes promotional stints for his latest movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

The movie is scheduled to be released at the end of May.

I can’t say that I’ve ever been a ‘Gisele’ fan. I know you people are out there. I’m just not one of you.

I’ve always thought that supermodels - highest paid in the industry as this one may be - basically possess about as much intelligence as a box of rocks.

Even being listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest model doesn’t impress me one bit. Nor the fact that she’s been seriously dating a very yummy Tom Brady, the New England Patriots’ quarterback.

Okay, that impresses me. A little.

But this pic snapped during a photo shoot in Malibu earlier this week with fashion photographer Mario Testino clinches it.

This Brazilian wench has an outstanding backside. An amazingly awesome backside. In plain old English, an ass that’s literally to die for.

Admit it, there isn’t a woman alive who wouldn’t give her eye teeth, her right arm, even her ugly stretch marks and cellulite - whatever it takes - to have a bottom as glorious as this.

And yes, we would all pay homage to having been blessed with such a rump by thrusting it out there in tattered peek-a-boo short shorts like this, every hour of every day.

What a shame that the best gifts physically seem to go to the least among us. In terms of IQ, that is.

It almost makes you want to start humming, “If I only had a brain…”

Don’t worry, Seinfeld lovers…our beloved Jerry wasn’t hurt after the brakes in his 1967 Fiat BTM malfunctioned last Saturday night in East Hampton.

Cops report that he tried the emergency brake and finding that he was unable to stop the car from rushing into a busy intersection, he inadvertently rolled it while swerving to avoid an even worse accident.

According to Jerry’s rep, Elizabeth Clark-Zoia, he was unharmed and the car sustained only minimal damage.

One for Jerry’s side, huh! He must have done something in his lifetime that really tickled God’s underbelly to be able to walk away from what could have been a very serious accident.

Jerry has, by the way, a huge collection of sports cars. It’s been said that collection includes about 47 vintage Porsches.

Not to mention that he reportedly dropped over a million bucks to build a garage for some of his precious four-wheeled babies near his home in Manhattan.

Yada, yada, yada.

Paul McCartney, 65, is now officially divorced from Heather Mills. Where is he? Off on vacation with (most likely) the next ‘ex-Mrs.-Paul-McCartney.’

Her name is Nancy Shevell, 47, a vice president with New England Motor Freight, Inc. Shevell is separated from her husband and the mother of one child.

On the coast of Antigua, they’re reportedly shacked up at Jumby Bay at a 300-acre private island resort.

Previously he was said to be dating Roseanna Arquette, the three times-divorced-sister of David Arquette married to Courtney Cox of “Friends” fame.

We’ll see how long this romance lasts.

What is with this guy? Does he like being shark bait when it comes to women who are out to sink their teeth into a juicy mealticket? Or is it that he just can’t resist getting himself ensnared in another romantic melodrama to keep his name in the press?

Hopefully he won’t say “I do” until he takes enough time to realize he’s far better off saying “I don’t” and just dippin’ in that sugar every now and then.