Where does the insanity of celebrities end?

The Globe is reporting that JLo (oops, sorry, we’re not supposed to call her that anymore) bought 10,000 wooden hangers from The Great American Hanger Company in Miami which lightened her checkbook by more than $35,000.

She also reportedly ordered another 1,000 hangers in, of course, blue and pink for her twins Max and Emme. Those hangers are engraved with their names, freebies from the company. (Me thinks they should have charged her the going rate, considering how ridiculous she obviously is when it comes to spending money.)

Someone please tell me what she’s going to do with 833 dozen wooden hangers.

Hang up all of the Skeletor suits belonging to her Skeletor-like hubby, singer Marc Anthony, perhaps? Or possibly position those empty hangers like motionless, silent sentinels in the massive closets of those multi-mansions they own to challenge herself postpartum to give these hangers a reason for being by bearing outrageously-expensive designer fashions?

And as for all those engraved kiddie hangers, will those kids ever honestly own 1000 pieces of any kind of clothing to actually use up all of those hangers?

If her hanger binge-buying spree is true (with The Globe, it’s sometimes hard to tell), I am seriously starting to wonder about Jenny from the Block’s mental capacity.

What in the world is she planning to buy next? Shoe caddies by the mega-dozen? An army of drawer organizers? A multitude of new compartments hidden within compartments in all those closets to keep Skeletor’s victims for all Eternia?

Sheesh!