Yeah, okay.

According to Star Magazine, Brit’s paparazzo-like boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, has announced to the world that she’s pregnant with his baby:

“Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively…”Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star. But while Adnan, 35, may be happy, Britney’s family is not. Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children,” says a Spears family source.”

Gee, do you think that maybe the Spears girls - Britney and Jamie Lynn - might have completely lost their minds, thanks to the horrible raising they received from their own digustingly greedy, spotlight-loving parents?

Think about it: The millions. The pregnancies. The melodrama.

It’s enough to make program executives for the Lifetime channel weep.