Lindsay Lohan went to Capri for the holidays and enjoyed Italy so much that she didn’t just fall off the wagon, she leaped!  

Spotted chugging down champagne straight from the bottle, smoking and making out with some strange guy in public, obviously she decided it was time to have a litte fun.

So what if she decided to party a little?  The whole rehab trip she surrendered herself to was merely a parent-and-agent-controlled, “I’ll go ahead and do it because you think I need to” stint as an attempt to salvage her movie career.

As if her stardom needs salvaging. Lindsay is a talented young lady who will undoubtedly thrive on the Hollywood scene no matter what.

The typical partying of someone her age really isn’t news. It isn’t even that significant. Photos snapped of her passed out after a night on the town? Minor car accidents, tossing her cookies in public? Now having multiple make-out partners, supposedly, while celebrating the holidays. Admit it, most of us have been there, done that on more occasions than we even care to remember.

Pics documenting such lapses in judgment only become that much more laughable over time as we went to work, did our jobs, kept functioning from day to day.

In Lindsay’s case, her partying ways are only news because she’s news. If she was just another Nobody from Nowhere, what she does in her private life wouldn’t make a bit of difference to anyone. She’d survive her own stupidity in private while partying like the rest of us and eventually get her you-know-what together by learning what her limit is.

If her agents and parents leave her alone, she’ll gain a pair of sturdy party legs and learn when to say ‘when’. After all, the rest of us have, haven’t we?