The scandal sheets can report all they want how “sources” claim that Jen and Orlando are secretly dating and are so into each other after meeting at an Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation fundraiser in late March.

Me? I’m thinking: It’s just not happening.

First, I can’t imagine what she would see in that dingle-dork, Orlando. (Yes, you read that right, Orlando is a dingle-dork, in my opinion, which means he’s got about as much sex appeal as a “will-not” (and no, I will not explain what that is here).

Second, he might just plain have too much on the brain to get involved with one of Brad Pitt’s cast-offs. Then again, she might have too much on the brain with her new film company venture with Hollywood producer Kristen Hahn, which they call Echo Films, to have time for something so frivolous as romance.

Or - and this probably the most accurate - they are just enjoying that good, old-fashioned F-word together.

Friendship.

What were you thinking??? Hmm???