Jennifer Aniston Needs to ‘Get Sexy’
British comedian Alan Davies recently admitted he was shocked to find that Jennifer Aniston was a fan of his.
“She was really flirty,” the one-time star of BBC’s Jonathan Creek fame said. “She had seen some of my stand-up and kept on saying how hilarious I was. I was really flattered.”
Flattered, yes. He didn’t say attracted.
What is it with Jen and men?
The media has linked her with hunky guys like Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and Orlando Bloom since her divorce from Brad Pitt two years ago.
Still, she remains alone.
Some say she just can’t hold onto a man. Others think she might even be (gasp!) a closeted lesbian.
I think Jen’s biggest problem is that she just doesn’t know how to get her ’sexy’ on.
In her early “Friends” years, she was one hot chick. Once she married Brad, she became about as sexy as a used tissue.
Jen, apparently trying to increase her sex appeal, agreed to share a lesbian kiss with Courtney Cox, her best female friend from “Friends”, in that delicious piece of TV trash called “Dirt” last season.
Dirt, by the way, is expected to return to FX Networks soon; however, the writer’s strike has halted production with only seven episodes thus far in the can.
The Jen/Courtney smooch wasn’t much of a lip-lock. As hard as the media tried to rouse the public into a feeding frenzy over that kiss, it was ultimately a major ho-hum event.
Jen definitely needs lessons in “sexy”. The way she dresses and the way she acts makes Courtney Cox’s brother-in-law, Alexis Arquette - undergoing sex reassignment surgery to become female - look like a beauty queen.
Jen needs to tap into her own sexuality as a woman and learn how to play the part. She should sit down and watch Angelina Jolie movies to educate herself on what ’sexy’ and ‘attractive’ are all about.
Or she could call Ange for a few private lessons over, say, lunch at the Ivy, maybe..? I think we can pretty much consider Brad Pitt’s other half to be a real expert on the subject.