I admit I don’t have first-hand knowledge that Jen is, in fact, carrying on an unnatural love relationship with her vibrator.

She might not even own a vibrator. She may just borrow best friend Courtney Cox-Arquette’s vibrator (which would have to be a state-of-the-art model considering Courtney’s married to the ultimate dweeb of dweebs, David Arquette) whenever Jen’s feeling a little frisky.

The bottom line is that Jen has reportedly not had sex for the last six months.

She’s supposedly decided to become celibate after dating actor Vince Vaughn and Paul Sculfor, a British model, since her divorce from Brad Pitt in 2005.

A source told British magazine, Closer, that Jen has made it clear to men that she’s not interested in one-night stands or flings. She’s saving herself for true love.

Jen, 39, is also reported to be saving something else: Her eggs.

Several sources say that she’s had her eggs frozen until she meets the right man. Freezing her eggs makes it possible for her to wait at least five or six years to meet her Mr. Right and then have kids.

Huh? Why in the world would she have her eggs frozen when she’s a healthy, relatively young woman who could realistically conceive naturally until she’s 50 years old?

This is one of those stories where the tabloids get stupid, tripping over themselves to try to come up with something so ludicrous that it will out-sell all the other rags at the supermarket.

So what if Jen never has kids? Her life will still have meaning. She’s got her dogs and the millions she’s made from Friends and the movies she’s acted in, which, by the way, I think the only one worthy enough of calling a good movie is She’s the One - the rest are just plain fodder for video store clearance bins.