I can’t say that I’ve ever been a ‘Gisele’ fan. I know you people are out there. I’m just not one of you.

I’ve always thought that supermodels - highest paid in the industry as this one may be - basically possess about as much intelligence as a box of rocks.

Even being listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest model doesn’t impress me one bit. Nor the fact that she’s been seriously dating a very yummy Tom Brady, the New England Patriots’ quarterback.

Okay, that impresses me. A little.

But this pic snapped during a photo shoot in Malibu earlier this week with fashion photographer Mario Testino clinches it.

This Brazilian wench has an outstanding backside. An amazingly awesome backside. In plain old English, an ass that’s literally to die for.

Admit it, there isn’t a woman alive who wouldn’t give her eye teeth, her right arm, even her ugly stretch marks and cellulite - whatever it takes - to have a bottom as glorious as this.

And yes, we would all pay homage to having been blessed with such a rump by thrusting it out there in tattered peek-a-boo short shorts like this, every hour of every day.

What a shame that the best gifts physically seem to go to the least among us. In terms of IQ, that is.

It almost makes you want to start humming, “If I only had a brain…”