Sorry…I just couldn’t run a pic of sour-faced Posh with this post when there’s photos like this of her super-yummy hubby posing for Giorgio Armani ads hovering around the internet. (You have to admit, this one is hot!)

Especially considering that he was spotted recently buying all sorts of sexy stuff at the well-known Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood: Massage oil, sex toys, leather-braided cane, padded black collar and restraint (yikes!) and other naughty sundries.

Okay, sigh…he wasn’t alone.

Yes, “she” was with him.

I don’t know what it is but I just cannot fathom what this man sees in her. Yes, she’s his wife and the mother of his children and yes, she does look awesome in those itty-bitty dresses she wears.

But really…what can they possibly have to talk about?

I think her intelligence level was pretty clear when rumors circulated that the Armani photos had been digitally enhanced to make him look like he’s packing more than nature intended.

She was front and center to be quoted:

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

Okay, but the question is…what made you think, Posh, we were dying to know?