April 16th, 2008 at 6:22pm |
The scandal sheets can report all they want how “sources” claim that Jen and Orlando are secretly dating and are so into each other after meeting at an Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation fundraiser in late March.
Me? I’m thinking: It’s just not happening.
First, I can’t imagine what she would see in that dingle-dork, Orlando. […]
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March 13th, 2008 at 9:32am |
Is it just me or does Silda Spitzer, wife of pricey call-girl scandal king Eliot Spitzer - Gov. of New York, give us a pretty good idea what Jen’s wrinkles and saggy jawline will look like once time and all that Malibu sun does its dirty work aging the heck out of her face?
She’d better keep drinking her water and not skip any chemical peel appointments or it looks like Jen […]
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March 1st, 2008 at 10:41pm |
I admit I don’t have first-hand knowledge that Jen is, in fact, carrying on an unnatural love relationship with her vibrator.
She might not even own a vibrator. She may just borrow best friend Courtney Cox-Arquette’s vibrator (which would have to be a state-of-the-art model considering Courtney’s married to the ultimate dweeb of dweebs, David […]
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February 18th, 2008 at 3:01am |
According to the National Enquirer’s Mike Walker, Jennifer Aniston has succumbed to one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Specifically: Gluttony.
While dining at Morton’s Steakhouse recently with a couple of girlfriends, she ate her own 24-ounce porterhouse steak, then attacked the leftovers her friends were about to take home - half a chicken and an Australian lobster […]
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February 14th, 2008 at 9:03pm |
I searched day and night. In the end, I couldn’t find a single celeb I felt worthy enough of a Valentine’s Day posting, no matter how hard I tried.
Jennifer Aniston reportedly receiving flowers for a month straight from a secret admirer at her home? Yawn.
Christina Aguilara with her baby on the cover of People Magazine […]
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February 7th, 2008 at 9:02pm |
There’s a big difference between being rich and just plain being ridiculous.
Consider the gift Courtney Cox-Arquette just gave her BFF Jennifer Aniston who has a new interest: Bicycling.
The gift? A one-0f-a-kind Chanel bike with a price tag of 12,000 bucks.
Jen reportedly wants to start bike riding because it’s “such good exercise.” She’s planning to […]
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January 17th, 2008 at 6:41pm |
Omigod, it’s true!
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston are still friends.
Good friends.
The kind of ‘friends’ who occasionally like to go to church practice a tandem one and a half in the lay-up position for the Olympics together. But only very late on Saturday nights. And only if Vince is willing to take a […]
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January 4th, 2008 at 8:21pm |
British comedian Alan Davies recently admitted he was shocked to find that Jennifer Aniston was a fan of his.
“She was really flirty,” the one-time star of BBC’s Jonathan Creek fame said. “She had seen some of my stand-up and kept on saying how hilarious I was. I was really flattered.”
Flattered, […]
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