I searched day and night.  In the end, I couldn’t find a single celeb I felt worthy enough of a Valentine’s Day posting, no matter how hard I tried.

Jennifer Aniston reportedly receiving flowers for a month straight from a secret admirer at her home? Yawn.

Christina Aguilara with her baby on the cover of People Magazine in full makeup wearing size two designer clothes a month after giving birth? Forget it.

Lily Allen publicly fisting her mouth? Give me a break.

Britney Spears allegedly fleeing to Mexico and marrying Adnan Ghalib? Come on, do we even care?

I finally opted for JLo who couldn’t look more pregnant or seem more miserable right now.

No matter how bad some of us may feel on Valentine’s Day, we don’t come close to how incredibly bad she must be feeling - even with her millions and her fame.

Regardless of how much money you don’t have right now, how much you wish you had a better job at this moment, how much you’d love to live in a bigger place or weigh less,  the bottom line is you aren’t Jennifer Lopez transporting two unborn fetuses around in your midsection looking about as unattractive and unsexy as you could be.

She must be really hating life right about now.  What a shame, huh!