It was a rare occasion this week, but Britney actually had custody of her children. One would think she would take advantage of that time and do something special – take them to the park, take them on a walk, KEEP THEM IN THE HOUSE AND PLAY WITH THEM WHERE NO PAPARAZZI ARE AROUND! But no, Britney has to do things her way. And her way, these days, is the craziest, most mixed up, turned around, ass backwards way possible.

So she’s driving along with her kids in the car and she thinks, “Hmmm… there’s something I need to stop and get.” At the top of most mothers’ lists would be: milk, diapers, baby wipes… But Britney quickly stops the car, jumps out – leaving the kids inside with the court appointed car monitor as babysitter – and runs inside a store to shop for what? A chandelier?!? Of course. The track lighting in her house was just too much to bear any longer. A true lighting emergency. I feel for her. I know what your skin can look like under harsh white incandescent light. Really judge, it was as urgent as all that.

She then proceeded to get back into the car, kids safe and sound (good babysitter) and start the car back up again. Now we all know that K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan has tried to get the judge to disallow Britney from driving with the kids (remember she ran over someone’s feet - twice!). So she’s driving along, probably singing to herself, not paying much attention to anything because that’s what she does. Then oops, she does it again. A little boo boo. She runs a red light at one of LA’s photo-trap intersections with her kids in the back seat. So not only does the court monitor in her car catch it, but the City of LA has it on camera too.

Next, we all know that K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan has tried to get the judge to disallow Britney from driving with the kids (remember she ran over someone’s feet - twice!). So what’s her next move? She runs a red light at one of LA’s photo-trap intersections with her kids in the back seat. So not only does the court monitor catch it, but the City of LA has it on camera too.