New reports are that Angelina Jolie is carrying twin boy and girl fetuses in her unbelievably exquisite uterus.

As wonderful as this sounds, I’m not buying comments made by “sources close” to Angie that she is enjoying the pregnancy, even though one source told In Touch Weekly, “It has been a bit difficult for Angelina. She is out of breath a lot but loves every second of it.”

If you saw any of the pre-delivery pics of her before giving birth to Shiloh in Namibia in May, 2006, you know she wasn’t loving every second of it and was clearly suffering.

Suffering, I think, is a good thing for the most gorgeous woman Brad Pitt ever laid eyes on (or just plain laid - your pick), considering that he was still very much married when Shiloh was conceived.

Just my opinion.

Brad and Angie are planning to raise their kids in France, reported to have purchased a chateau in the south of France.

Exclusive first pics of the twins might easily hit 10 million, kicking to the curb the six million dollars that Jennifer Lopez was paid for the exclusive People Magazine cover and photo spread a few weeks ago.

Nice work, if you can get it.