Winona Ryder has finally landed a role! 2002 saw in her Mr Deeds, and then she took a long, well, very long break from acting, only to have resurfaced in the recent Darwin Awards. And was it a coincidence that 2002 also found her guilty of charges relating to vandalism and grand theft […]

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Cristina Aguilera had the first of her three baby showers on Saturday. Now she and husband Jordan Bratman are not confirming the sex of the child, but the theme of the shower was blue. This makes me wonder, since they’re having three showers, just to throw us all of the scent, will one […]

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Paris Hilton has taken to charity. On Larry King Live in June she said, “I have a platform where I can raise awareness for so many great causes,” but I didn’t believe her. Low and behold she’s proved me wrong. And in a very large way.
Paris is trying to raise global consciousness about the plight […]

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Everyone’s all abuzz about Lindsay Lohan’s color seeming off. I don’t know. Tan and blond seem natural to me. This is LA. Or maybe that’s it. She seems a little too natural after her multiple run-ins with the law, struggle with cocaine addiction, stint in rehab and attempt to reintegrate back […]

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It was a rare occasion this week, but Britney actually had custody of her children. One would think she would take advantage of that time and do something special – take them to the park, take them on a walk, KEEP THEM IN THE HOUSE AND PLAY WITH THEM WHERE NO PAPARAZZI ARE AROUND! […]

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So Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are officially a couple. At least in my eyes. They took the kids trick-or-treating. And in my book that says “couple.” You don’t play around with a holiday like Halloween. Halloween is sacrosanct. Kids rule the night. And Ava, as a witch, […]

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